D.B.I.A.D.

I don't really taste the difference between various milks. 1%, 2%, Skim, Whole - they all seem the same. I grew up on 2%, but since I've been with Shauna I have tasted all the others. If it's cold, it's delicious.

I say it a lot, but I'll say it again. I really wouldn't mind knowing and/or being related to Ben Bailey. He seems very likable and friendly and I wouldn't mind if he was my Uncle or something. I like uncles, I don't really have any.

Lures!

D.B.I.A.D. stands for "Don Bradner Is A Dinosaur." He recently fell and scabbed up his legs - or so he says. Judging by the look and feel of his "scabs," I would not be the least bit surprised if Don Bradner was indeed a Dinosaur.

And if that were the case, I would be extremely jealous and a complete sore-loser. Don't be shy to ask him about his "scabs" and even touch them a little bit. He doesn't mind.